篇一:《和外国人聊天必备》
asl是Age, sex and location 的所写，年龄，性别和地址（国籍） lol是laugh out loud的缩写，意思是大声笑,笑的很开心的样子 ppl=people
bbs=be back soon=很快回来
thx=thanks
ur=your
asap=as soon as possible
g2g = got to go
ttyl = talk to you later
brb = be right back
bbl = be back later
bio brb=上个厕所就回
afk = away from keyboard (away)
u = you
plz = please
y = why
w8 = wait
l8er = later
cya = see ya (later)
nvm = nevermind
nm = not much
gl = good luck
gf = girlfriend
bf = boyfriend
luv=love
RUOK=are you ok?
sp=support
cu=see u
cul8er= see you later
ft=faint
ic=i see
soho=small office home officer
btw=by the way
gn=gn8=gnight=good night=晚安
nn=nite=晚安
说明：一般第一个人常说gnight/gn8,然后第二个人用nite,后面的用nn什么的都可以了。不要问我为什么，约定俗成而已。
hiho=hola=yo=hi=hey=hellow=ello你好，大家好
wuz up=sup=what's up=(原意：怎么样你？/有什么事儿嘛？)也可
作为问好用(当然是比较熟的两个人之间的问候)，回答时有事说事，没事用"nothing/nothin much/not much/nm等回答就可以。 OMG=oh my god=我的天；我靠！
OMFG=oh my fucking god=我的老天；我靠靠；
wtf=what the fuck=怎么会事！？；我日！；
OMGWTFBBQSOURCE !!!表震惊到了极致.
n1=nice 1=nice one=漂亮
pwnz=ownz=牛比！(例句：pwnz demo!;lefuzee ownz all the others!)
rullz=强！(例句：lefuzee rullz!;you guyz rull!!!)
you rock!=你牛比！
lmao=laughing my ass off=笑的屁股尿流
rofl=roll on floor laughing=笑翻天了
roflmao=rofl lmao=笑到爆了!
语气强度排序:hehe<haha<lol<muwahaha<lmao<rofl<roflmao
---其他简写---
1,FU=f uck you=*你；滚
2,STFU=Shut the f uck up!=他妈的给我闭嘴！
3,k=ok=okay=okie=好的，恩
4,sux=suck的第3人称单数形势(例句：that sux)=sb；滥
5,gimme=give me=给我
6,xfer=transfer=传输
7,em=them=他们的宾格
8,thx=thanks=谢谢
9,happy bday=happy b-day=happy birthday!=生日快乐 10,dunno=dont know=不知道
11,kinda=a little bit=有点(例句：The game is kinda hard for me.i kinda think i should get it done as soon as possible.)
12,tho=though=虽然尽管(例句：That demo was very nice,kinda old tho.那个demo很不错，虽然有点老)
13,plz=please=请
14,cmon=c'mon=e on
15,suka=s ucker suck(吮吸),er(表“人”)，吮吸的人...没天真到无邪的人都能明白了。
16,enuff=enough=足够
17,hax=hack=cheat=作弊，说谎(很地道时尚的词，老外用的比较多) 18,ty=thank you 原本用的不多，不过现在又开始兴起来了
19,conn=connection=线路,网络,网络类型 (例句:what conn do you have? / cable )
20,asap=as soon as possible 尽快
21,imo=in my opinion 我认为
22,smh=shake my head (摇头叹气)
23,dayum=damn=dang
24,ttyl=talk to you later
25,b/c=because
26,j/j=j/k=j/p=just joking, kidding, playing (开玩笑)
27,w/=with
28,w/o=without
29,holla=来和我讲话，also, holla at yo boy, holla at yo girl etc. 30,atcha=at you
31,gotcha?=got you?
---特殊用语---
1,w00t=woot=what=虾米？！主要表示what和yeah的意思，例如惊叹和兴奋。
2,1337=l337=l33t=leet=elite=很强，超强的西西(例句：l33t demo;lefuzee is l337!!!!)
3,lame=滥；衰 (例句:dude,thats the lamest thing ive ever heard.哥们，这是我听过的最sb的事情。)
4,dude=d00d=(原意：花花公子)哥们，朋友
5,pffffff=whatever=随便；爱咋咋地； ("f"的多少和"pffffffff"的长短代表你的感情激烈程度)
篇二:《如何与外国人聊天》
如何与外国人聊天
一、常用软件
（1）聊天室常用英语
1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you!
长夜漫漫无心睡眠，我以为只有我睡不着觉，原来你也睡不着啊！
2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me?
这是我第一次来这个聊天室，可以和你聊聊吗？
3. May I join in? I’m easy to get along.
我可不可以参加进来聊天？我很容易相处。
4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl.
你的名字很特别，有趣，你一定是位特别（注：不用“美丽”字样）的姑娘。
5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me.
我是个幽默如周星驰、潇洒如周润发的人，和我相处会很愉快的 二、（自我介绍城市）
1. Where are you from?
你来自哪里？
2. Which city do you live in
你现在住在那个城市？
3. I live in Beijing, and you?
我在北京，你呢？
4. Where is your hometown
你的家乡是哪呀？
5. Great! We are from the same city! To cite a famous Chinese saying, when one meets one’s town fellow, one cannot help weeping for excitement. Haha~~~~
~~~~~~~~ 太好了！我们是老乡！！用中国话来说“老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪”，哈哈
三、（学校）
1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major?
谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样？
2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate?
你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历？
3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street".
你听说过一句话：“本科多如狗，硕士满街走”吗？
4. Never mind. I’m kidding. But I have a doctorate degree.
这只是一句玩笑，别介意。我是一位博士生。
5. In fact I am a Doctor of Tea. Haha~~~~~
实际上我只是一个“茶博士”。哈哈
四、（性别、工作）
Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl.
我们能更亲密得聊聊吗？我认为你不仅仅是一个女孩！
You are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~
而是一位女皇，哈哈。
I am 23.You must be younger than me!
我23岁了，你一定比我小吧。
May I know your occupation?
你的职业是什么？
I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a pany, but eat only a little grass. 我是一名销售员，像牛一样"光挤奶、不吃草"。
五、（英语学习）
1. I wish I can get used to speaking in English.
我希望自己习惯于说英语。
2. I can't hold on studying without someone's encouragement.
没有人帮忙，我就坚持不住了。
3. I am working on it. I hope some day speaking English would just be a piece of cake for me. 我正在致力于它,有一天它会是小菜一碟。
4. I’m trying to improve my English through chatting online in English.
我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语。
5. We’ve got lots of time to improve/practice our English.
我们有很多时间来提高/练习我们的英语
1. I found an interesting and practical way of learning English. That is Wulitou (Casual) way. 我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语，那就是"无厘头英语"。
2. Wulitou (Casual) way makes English learning as interesting as playing a game.{想跟外国人聊天}.
无厘头精神使学习英语变的像游戏轻松有趣。
3. The initiators of Wulitou way are fans of Dahuaxiyou (Talking About Western Odyssey). They include journalists and foreign teachers. They share a mon name Zhou Benchi.
无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷，包括记者、外教，他们共同享有一个名字"周奔驰"。
4. Believe it or not, by reading this book, you will be able to chat online in English very soon. 信不信由你，只要翻开这本书，就能立刻在网上用英语自由聊天。
5. It’s called practice while learning.
这叫做现学现用
六、（玩笑）
1. What is the English for癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉?
你知道"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗？
2. It's not "A toad wants to eat a swan". It is "Angels fly out of your arse".
不是"A toad wants to eat a swan"而是"Angels fly out of your arse"。
3. Literally it means "屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来". It's very interesting, isn't it? 如果直译成中文是"屁股（arse）里飞出天使(angels)来"的意思。很有意思，对吗？
4. Don't be oversensitive. I’m just kidding.
别这么爱过敏，开个玩笑么。
5. That sentence es from Titanic. The original sentence is “You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.”
这句话的原话来自于《泰坦尼克号》，全句是：“You’d as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.” （想和她那样的姑娘在一起，你简直是“癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉”。）
八、（感情）
1. Would you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still single?
介意我问一个私人问题吗？你是单身吗？
2. Have you got a Flower Guardian, someone who cares for you? You are just like a beautiful
flower in my mind.
你有护花使者了吗？ 因为在我心目中你就像花一样。
3. I like a line from Titanic very much: You jump, and I will jump.
我喜欢电影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩对白：你跳我也跳。
4. Another line I like very much is from Inside Detective 008: Are you hungry? Shall I make a bowl of noodle for you?
另一句我喜欢的电影对白是《大内密探008》里的： 肚子饿不饿，要不要我给你煮碗面吃？
5. The favorite scene I like is in a novel by Lu Yao. In the remote country, a boy fell in love with a girl. He handed her a piece of paper with only one line on it which read I Want To Be Good With You.
但是我最喜欢的是路遥小说里的一个场景：在一个僻远的乡村，一个小伙子喜欢上一个姑娘，他给他写了一个小纸条，上面只有一句话：“俺想和你好”。
七、（休闲/爱好）
What do you do in your spare time?
不忙的时候你做些什么？
What's you favorite sport?
你喜欢哪项运动
Good health is priceless.
好身体是无价之宝。
What's your favorite movie?
你最喜欢的电影是什么？
Smoking affects one’s health. But, to me, bad habits are difficult to get rid of.
吸烟影响健康，但对我来说，坏的习惯很难更改
九、（赞美）
1. I don’t think you are as pretty as Zhang Manyu.
我感觉你长得不如张曼玉漂亮。
2. But you are more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi.
但至少不比张子怡差。
3. Nothing is more pleasant than talking with you.
什么娱乐都不如和你聊天。
4． You are such a smart girl.
你真是个伶牙俐齿（聪明）的姑娘。
5．My passion for you is beyond any words.
我对你的仰慕犹如滔滔江水
十、（情绪化表达）
肯定（搞对）
certainly/sure/of course.当然。
Great! 太好了。
All right. 好吧！
No problem. 没问题！
Good idea! 好主意！
I think so. 我也这么想。
I totally agree with you. 我完全同意。 否定
No！/ No way! 不行/没门！
I don't think so.我不那样认为。
I disagree. 我不同意。
愤怒
How dare you! 怎么敢……
疑问：
Are you sure? 你确定吗？
Why are you so sure about that? 你为什么这么确定？
Really? 真的吗？
Of course, it’s true.当然是真的。
惊叹
Gosh! / God！/My God! / Goodness me! / Jesus Christ! 天哪！
It’s terrific. It’s incredible. 太好了，简直难以置信。
It’s incredible. 难以置信。
I can’t believe my own eyes! 我简直不敢相信我的眼睛了。
感谢
Thanks./ Thanks a lot. 谢谢。
Thank you very much. 多谢你。
I’m profoundly grateful to you. 我向你表示深深的感激。
谦虚
My pleasure. / You are wele. 不必客气.
Don’t mention it. 小意思（一般般）
随意
Be at home. / Do as you please. 随便。
It’s up to you. 看你了
十一、（双向交流/碰撞）
1. I beg your pardon. / I didn't quite catch you on that.
我没有听懂你刚才说的话。
2. Do you understand this sentence? / Are you following me? / Are you with me?
你是否明白这个句子？
3. I feel the same. / I think exactly the same way.
我也这么想。
4. Me too.
我也是。
5. Anyway, believe me. I am serious.
不管怎样，请相信我，我是认真的
十二、（打招呼）
1. Sorry. I’m busy at the moment. I’ll talk to you later.
对不起，我现在很忙，有时间再和你聊。
2. Sorry. I’m speaking with